Friday, November 03, 2006

For Jacqueline

To all of those who come see me:

The Republicans don't want you kneeling, worshiping my boots because they view you doing so as an evil act.

The Democrats don't want you kneeling, worshiping my boots because they view you doing so as somehow exploitative of me, and by extension all women.

Members of both parties would outlaw professional domination without a second thought if it came to their attention.

If you value your right to lick my boots, then vote for Bruce Guthrie!

2 comments:

FreeRangeAuthor said...

I haven't laughed this hard since Borat introduced his sister to the world - well done.

The question remains, will Milliscent's clients swing the vote Nov. 2? - now THAT would be hilarious!!

Milliscent said...

Free Range Author,

Thank you. I'm glad that you enjoyed the post.

We may not have won this one for Bruce, but we can't give up the fight for limited government.